“Ronan never took my car. He didn’t lie to me.”
MEANWHILE IN HENRIETTA…
ronan has a very twisted way of flirting oh my god
the most unrealistic thing about the dream thieves is that ronan is both the middle child AND the favourite child
"there was another one, it got away."
oh ronan u fucked up
*seductively walks up to a hot person at a party* so what hogwarts house are you in?
“He peered into the car, eyes passing over Blue and snagging on Ronan in the backseat. His gaze followed his brother’s leg to where it rested on top of Adam’s, and his expression tightened.”
Ronan threw Noah out the window
*highlights every second sentence of the dream thieves*
if genitals don’t touch/aren’t touched in your fic, you had better not rate it anything higher than PG-13/Teen. R for violence my fucking ass. You’re not the MPAA, this isn’t a movie. if I walk into your R-rated fic and all they do is kiss a little, I’m going to curse your crops and come for your children like a fucking thief in the goddamn night.
i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that
les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient