• Girl in audience: Woo!
  • Bo Burnham: I'm giving you attention girl that's wooing, are you happy now?
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Bo: You love me? That's very nice. You love the idea of me, you don't know me, but that's okay. It's called a parasocial relationship, it goes one way and is ultimately destructive, but please, keep buying all my shit forever. That's how it works. Capitalism, I'm trapped, it's terrible, I'm a horrible person.
Sat, 19th of April    594 notes    Source

“Ronan never took my car. He didn’t lie to me.”


and the end is here.

ronan has a very twisted way of flirting oh my god

the most unrealistic thing about the dream thieves is that ronan is both the middle child AND the favourite child

"there was another one, it got away."

oh ronan u fucked up


*seductively walks up to a hot person at a party* so what hogwarts house are you in? 

“He peered into the car, eyes passing over Blue and snagging on Ronan in the backseat. His gaze followed his brother’s leg to where it rested on top of Adam’s, and his expression tightened.”


Ronan threw Noah out the window

*highlights every second sentence of the dream thieves*



things get heated between the canadians and the americans


Fortune favors the brave, dude.

Fri, 18th of April    5,613 notes    Source


if genitals don’t touch/aren’t touched in your fic, you had better not rate it anything higher than PG-13/Teen. R for violence my fucking ass. You’re not the MPAA, this isn’t a movie. if I walk into your R-rated fic and all they do is kiss a little, I’m going to curse your crops and come for your children like a fucking thief in the goddamn night.

Fri, 18th of April    64,775 notes    Source



i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient

Fri, 18th of April    115,793 notes    Source